I am creating Andrew's birthday list. He may say he only wants two things, but it is a lie. He keeps asking me for millions of things.
Andrew wants money to pay his bills. Boring, but true. Being a poor, starving college student isn't all it is cracked up to be (yes, it is true Karen and The Dad). We are willing to have a vacation package during the Christmas vacation for anyone who wants the experience of being a poor, starving college student for 10 days. Unfortunately, there is no school during that time. We'll give you a budget and you get to pay all your bills and live on it your pathetic excuse for a budget. Call me if you are interested.
Andrew also wants hiking boots for his beautiful wife. Really! He keeps telling people that this is what he wants the most!
As usual, Andrew wants Rapalas. Actually, he wants you to give him money and tell him that it is for buying Rapalas so he can get the ones that he wants.
Andrew wants this telescope. It has an 8 inch lens, I think. It is cool cuz you align the telescope and then you can tell it what stars to look at and it will automatically move to point at it.
Andrew wants this truck. It is a Chevy Silverado. He wants a white one cuz it shows the mud better. With his truck he will go through the mud, go up steep hills, and haul any animal he kills.
He also wants a gun so he can go duck hunting. Not the Nintendo game, but real duck hunting.
Andrew also wants a red headed daughter, such as our neighbor. Actually, we have two red headed little girls in our ward and Andrew has a huge crush on them.
Finally, Andrew wants a trip to Hong Kong. We would spend very little time in downtown Hong Kong, as featured in this picture, but it gets the message across.
OK, so in summary, Andrew wants a lot of things. If you get him anything, you should get him hiking boots for his beautiful wife, or Rapalas, or money. Or you can get him something else if you really want to.
Hiking
9 years ago
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