Last year, Andrew and I called this parking spot the Rock Star Spot cuz rock stars and presidents get the best parking spots everywhere--or their limo driver just drops them off.
However, we have realized that many rock stars are not very desirable, due to decades of drugs, alcohol, women with sketchy sexual pasts (giving them sketchy sexual pasts), and screaming too much into their microphone.
Take for example--Aerosmith.
They are probably my favorite rock band ever. NOT DESIRABLE AT ALL. They are ugly.
Not desirable. Therefore, why call the most desirable parking spot in the whole lot a Rock Star Spot? It makes no sense.That is why Andrew and I have concluded that the most desirable spot in the lot should be called...
The Male Model Spot.
Desirable and really really really ridiculously good looking. It makes more sense.
Take for example, Derek Zoolander. His innovative modeling style have made him an icon for male models around the world.
And that Hansel--he's so hot right now!
Therefore, from this point forward, the most desirable parking spot in the lot shall be known hereafter as the Male Model Spot.
Which makes me ask, (said in a Zoolander voice) "Why is there a mini van in the Male Model Spot?" (insert Tigre face).
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